User:Kystra
From The Inheritance Encyclopedia
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| About the Freak | |
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| Name: | Kystra |
| Race: | Dragon |
| Birthdate: | long time ago... |
| Loyalty: | Totally EMPIRE! |
| Actor: | Me, I should guess... |
| Age | 16 technechly, but I'm actually 1028... |
| Hours a week spent evilly plotting | 168 |
| How many people I have annoyed today | To many to count... |
| How many enemys I have made in the past five seconds... | 5,000,794,362 |
| How many names and nicknames I have: | 19 |
| Favorite Nickname: | Geemo |
| WARNING!!! | Watch out, I bite. |
| Wisdom Teeth? | I never had any to begin with |
| Name on SFF: | Geemo. I accidentaly entered a extra letter in my e-mail, so I had to make a new account |
Yes, I am Kystra. Some people know me as Saphira_Jr, SJ, Saphy, Saph, Saphy Jr, Saph Jr, jrness, Treky, Joe, Geeky, vloip, the Nuts one, and emo child.You do not need to worship me, and if you are on your knees, I will assume you have slipped. But anyway, I basicly lurk at the edge of the site, watching, waiting to prove you wrong. If carnoc is reading this, you have inspired me. I have an account in SFF, uas Geemo. I read and write avidly. I am a HUGE Murtagh/Arya Shipper.
Act first think Later
I Have a small band Act First think Later, and I play electric bass guitar and backup vocals. My best friend is the lead vocals, and everyone else does vocals, all backup. The songs are all of our credit, though I do most of the tune, as I am the only one who can write music and have it sound good. We have an evanescence sound, and we try as hard as we can to stay away from bubble gum pop (Hilary duff, Ashley Tisdale, People like that.) We may change our names to Unforgiven Pain. Fear our emo-nesh
Drummer: But we love puppy dogs, too!
Kystra: SHUT UP!!!
New Update: I now have I song on our Demo we recorded were I am lead vocals!!!!
Spam is EVIL!!!!
One of four to get one. Ever.
Buy pie.
buy pie.
Buy pie.
Jk
Kystraism for Dummies
Hello, Future Kystraists. I shall first tell you how to convert.
Start by taking whatever metal music you may have, be it Dragonforce, Disturbed, or Evanescense. If you have none of these, go to your library and borrow them. Play it on your CD player, loud, and at 11 pm, sit in front of your window. On a piece of paper, write in black pen, âUnder the watch of Kystra, the Dragon gods, and the darkness of hell and the void of my afterlife, I convert myself to Kystraism.â Sign your name, then draw blood. Prick your finger with a pin, preferably. Smear some of the blood on the paper, next to your name. Then, after this, celebrate and tear up the paper and put in a bag. Have this bag in a dresser drawer in your room, or other place.
The reason for this? It is a reminder that nothing is ever permanently binding. There are always options. Nothing should be permanent.
Kystraism celebrates the joy of life and freedom you have. In Kystraism, there are no set of beliefs. It is the thought that you should be able to decide what you believe, not have it forced upon you before you have no choice. There are few things to remember. But one is,
There are no coincidences. Everything happens for a reason.
If you ever have doubt, you can always confide within the non-judgemental eyes of yourself.
The true name of god is yourself. Your beliefs decide your god, and that is a choice you make, so therefore, god resides within yourself.
All Kystraism asks, is that three or four times a month, remember those three things, as well as the fact that you control your fate. Everything that is around you you can change. The things you see is the way you wish to see them. You can change whatever way you see things. The only things you cannot change are the things that have already happened.
This is Kystraism. Enjoy the speed of life!!!
--Kystra
Inheritance
I love Inheritance, all of it, from books to movies even fiction based off of it. I am happy to prove anyone wrong, and if you have a point you want to get everyone to notice, tell me and I will help you make it. I am happy to do so. I will NOT help with answers to any Inheritance related contest. I do not want anyone to confuse my easy nature with someone to cheat off of.
Haru!!
"Of course," Haru said quickly. "Knowing that at least one person is on your side is all you need to prove to yourself that you aren't insane."
"If I had honor any day of my life itâd be news to me!"
"I tend to know things that most people donât think I know, and I usually know things that I shouldnât know. I also have a habit of knowing things that no one else knows, but I always seem to not know what everyone else knows, or at least thinks they know."
"I can't form an intelligent opinion if I donât know what I'm talking about. Now, I can criticize the book and the author without sounding ignorant."
"It's fun to mess with people."
"What kind of sick people like to watch other people fight, and during a war, no less?"
"Oh, snap!"
"You didn't do anything to help, and that makes you as worse as any one else who isn't rising up to take action against what's wrong."
"I donât think we should confront them, since that would most likely lead to a... confrontation, which isn't what we want."
^^Haru is a character of Hawkeye8^^
Awesome male book characters
Murtagh!!
I am absolutly and totally in love with Muragh. Not only is he droolworthy, but he is unmerciful and evil. Plus the fact that he totally pwns Eragon at everything, and the fact he is evil, is totally droolworthy/awesome. Plus he is evil.
Fang!!
From Maximum Ride.
Fang is the emo/dark droolworthy avian/human crossbredd mutant. WIngs+emo/dark=AWESOME!! He is so funny, but furious at the same time, just flat out sweet!
Edward Cullen
From Twilight.
Droolworthy vampire, and is so sweet and controlled in some awesome, sensual way. *Drool*
Alexander
From Vampire Kisses
Totally romantic, droolworthy vampire, goth, too, helps you plot against your enemies... Thats just awesome.
Zane Corbannia
From Hakwsong
He is a droolworthy, dark, slightly emo serpent shapeshifter. Do I have to say aything more?
Dungons & Dragons
Ten Comandments of D&D
1). DM MUST have entertainment that all enjoy.
2). Thou shall be reasonable.
3). Thou may backstab... anyone.
4). Thou shall kill willingly.
5). Thou shan't question the DM.
6). One may ignore 5 when DM is unreasonable.
7). Thou shall observe all options.
8). Thou will try to make allies
9). Thou must be prepared to loss thy weapon.
10). Thou shan't Ditch thy character
When Choosing a DM
There are many monsters available to a DM when building a dungeon. There are a few things that must be taken into consideration when choosing them.
- Level of Players - This is the most ignored of any rule in any dungeon. The very role of the DM is to "Provide a fun and entertaining experience for all" you should not idly change rules, or kill off anything. The game should be balanced each character should be about the same skill, and no one less than 3 encounters should be needed to level anyone up. If you're a good reasonable DM, your players will reflect that in their willingness to play, there respect for changes you make, and there attention to the game.
- Setting (AKA Swamp, Plains, Cave, ext) - For example it does not make any sense to have a Dragon in a broom closet. If you are in a swamp, you will not find very many creatures of a high intelligence, or that where much clothing. They creatures must fit into the environment like in a puzzle board.
- Diversity - One must have a fair number of creatures in any dungeon, so that the players don't quickly become bored and sidetracked because they know just what is going to happen. Keep them on their toes.
Also
There are also a few things that the Players should understand.
- Gender - Don't be sexist. Guys, girls are not some scary Alien race. After being in a D&D group that had a couple of guys that where afraid of girls altogether, it is important to understand this.
- Ratonal - The first few times with a DM you must trust that what they say has reason, only if they can not tell you after that. Later you may call them out in that. But if the DM is not willing to change after half a dozen trials, point it out. I went more than a year with a DM that was like this, and our group did not die nicly. You must also know when it is OK to move on and when it is not.
- Topic - Staying on topic is not allways needed. Going 50/50 for D&D mixed with other things and just streching out is pretty good. If you have a player that is totally obbessed with constant playing, consider if they fit with your group.
This is my holy shrine of wisdom on D&D. Use it well!
Bands I Like
Anti-Flag, Apocaliptica, Fall out Boy, Green Day, Black Eyed Peas, Evanescence, Queen, 3 Inches of Blood, Metallica, Alice in Chains, Caesars, Coded, Coldplay, Crossfade, Avril Lavigne, Daniel Powter, Disturbed, Good Charlotte, Justin Timberlake, Nickelback, Rush, School of Rock, Stevie Nicks, Smashmouth, Weird Al, Duran Duran (John Taylor=Awesome), JOan Jett adn The Blackhearts, and many others I don't feel like listing.
Three Days Grace
This is like the best freaken band EVER!!!! I listen to them almost 24/7. 'Animal I have Become', Oh my gosh, that song makes me feel, oh theres no way to describe it. SO full of life, blood in your veins, the warmth in your body, the true feeling of life. It makes me want to go out and just rebel, hit back, destroy the things that are in your path. I Love the feeling! It is an awesome for getting rid of writers block.
EWOKS!!!!
I have this massive obsesssion with ewoks. They are like, the cutest thing ever. I have a shirt that says "I <3 EWOKS!!!" the most awesomenessful shirt ever. I <3 EWOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Sentence war
I think Jamie started this, but I egged Jamie on, and then Heir joined in, and well, it snowballed. I am proud to say I was one of the founding fathers. Or founding pie people. Whatever. But I love it! Keep on going! lets send it into Guiness!! I should print this off and say to my a.p. english teacher "I think this sentence is a good example of proper form, don't you think?"
WATCH HIM TWITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gold star!
I got a gold star for reading Jamie's rant! YAY!!
Random Junk
I play trumpet and worship Pete Wentz. *drools* he is HAWT!
Did you know that knowledge spelt backwards is egdelwonk?
I worship shopping, and also I am famous for spending up to and more than 7 hours shopping for accsecorys in one store.
I can repeat every Bil Lepp routine ever. And every Mother moose storys done by willy Clayfin is reapeted by me atleast ten times.
I am famous for blowing off the WASL (State standerdized test) and drawing dragons instead. But I always pass.
ARCHIE GODDWIN PWNS ALL!!!!!!!!
I am deathly afraid of cotten candy. When I was like 7 I tried to swallow this massive blob of it, but I choked. One of the most terrifying experinces in my life.
I get hyped up on sugar and then jump around my room fighting invisible enemys using moves from my writing. I also have a bit of a book called How to kill a man 52 different ways using your bare hands (or Paws)
When my family plays charades we must have toothpaste in our mouths so we don't speak. C'mon, were french, we don't shut up.
When brushing my teeth a walk around making gestures to try and get my family to geuss what I am saying.
I have a fetish with bald guys with stubbly beards. Don't ask.
Quotes
(insert witty quote here)
peanut butter bread always lands peanut butter side down. A cat alway lands on its feet. Strap a piece of peanut butter bread to a cats back, peanut butter side up, It will hover in quantum indision.
If farting is an art, then call me Picasso.
Who says making bodily noises isn't an art form?
Knowlege is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
The best of the best of the best...With honors!
I was thinkin' 8 year old white girl, out in the middle of the getto, quantium physics textbooks, she was up to somethin'.
1500 years ago, we knew that the world was the center of the universe. 500 years ago we knew that the world is flat. 15 minutes ago you knew that human beings were alone on earth. who knows what you will know tomorrow?
There are two kinds of special. The special special and the kind of special that gets you a straightjacket.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you will be a mile away and have their shoes.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If God wanted a peaceful world than why did he make all George Bush and all those other republicans?
When you were born, everyone around you were smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
You laugh because I'm different.... I laugh becasue your all the same.
I write for the same reason I breathe- if i didn't, I would die
When all the other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday
Life is random. So am I.
I wish my grass was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Your just jealous because I act retarded in public and people still love us.
My friends and I are the type of people who run into parked cars
Dumbledore dies on page 596. I just saved you three hours and $30 bucks. At least I didn't tell you snape killed him....
Life was easier when guys had cooties
To you I may be a loser, But to me, I'm the coolest thing to hit the earth.
I see dead pixels...
How you get so big, on food of this kind?
All your base are belonging to us.
I'm with the Vampires, of course.
Stupid, shiny, volvo owner...
Well, it's no irritable grizzly...
Poor Proffesor Lupin's having a really tough day.
Harry dies, comes back to life, and hooks up with Ginny!!!
PIe with O'Neil
Geemo feels like pwning
I like to wave at those moments as they pass by.
Mommy, if Adam and Eve were the first people, who did their children marry?
Nero Wolfe
Nero Wolfe is a charachter in Rex Stout's Novels. A.K.A. Best books in the world. Archie Goodwin is his legman, seeing As Nero never leaves him house and is in love with his Orchids. But the book is narrated through Archies eyes, in the 50's-early 60's. He is funny, but obnoxious at the same time, but not annoyingly so.
Odd conversation I heard at Eragon
Some dude I will call timmy: Saphira Is sooo going to die.
Some dude I will call Joe:Nu uh!
Timmy:uh hu!
Joe: Nu uh!
Kystra: SHUT UP!
Timmy: Murtagh is emo
Joe:Yeah. He is like "I rock. Worship me." gag
Timmy:yeah.
Kystra: Shut Up, You demented Penguin!
miget: daddy, is the dwagon gonna die?
Dad: um, no, it will, um, frolic in huge, um, daisys? yes daisys with eragon.
Kareena: *bawling* WHY DID BROM HAVE TO DIE?
Brianna: cause he was ugly. And he was old and dorky. Did I say that he was ugly?
Random Conversations of the Geemo
Kystra: I need anoother nickname...
Willow: Geek!
Nichole: Goth!!
Jason: EMO!!!!
Austin: evil child...
Kystra:I KNOW!!!!!! Geemovilild!!!
Everyone: *Shakes head*
Kystra: Geemovloip?
Everyone: *Shakes Heads*
Kystra: I Know!!!! Geemo!!!!!!! *cue Jason and Nichole singing.*
*Discussing the purity of our randomness*
Kystra: Who liked the 7th Harry Potter book?
Cole: *Raises hand*
Kystra: *Pulls lever, and a drapdoor opens, with flushing sounds*
Why you Love, Like, or don't detest Kystra
Show a love...or liking.....or non-detesting
Why you dont kill Kystra
No, i will not put a section of "Why do you want to kill Kystra" in
Because Kystra is probably miles away and therefore unreachable. Plus, I don't even know the person. -- Some random lurker
Movie rant section
Run away, a long rant is about to happen.
Saphira
Saphira was good, but her voice sounded like a soccer mom's. It seemed like she was eragons mom, rather his friend and equal. =/ But why did she know her name. I mean, the parent tells the dragon chick its name before it hatches, but it must be told it. It does not say randomly "I am Saphira." That was the worst, cheesiest line I have ever heard. And how FOX cut out the bonding time between eragon and Saphira, that just annoyed me. They are like best friends in like three seconds. What is with that? They take a little while to trust each other, let along have coherrent speech. Why does FOX torture me so?
Eragon
I wont even start with his hair. he was a talented actor, but FOX messed it up with bad hair-do's and cheesy lines. But Ed's Facial expression never changed the whole movie. Near death? Nothing. Happy? Nothing Evil? nothing. Emo? Nothing. I mean come on, you have muscules in your face, USE THEM! (being a trumpet player, this is a pet peeve for me, seeing as I use 200+ muscules to play). But seriously, the only time he ever smiled was at Arya, and they ARE NEVER GOING TO BE TOGETHER! HEAR ME? NEVER!!!!!
Murtagh
Why did he only get like 20 minutes of screen time and like three lines? Garg. I wanted to slap him by the end of the film. He was just obnoxious. It seemed like Urgals got more screen time then him. And why did he get locked up on the middle of the battlefield? I mean, he was in a room with gaurds at the door, living pretty comfortably, not in a cage with stale bread and moldy water. C'mon, how hard is it to make one room with gaurds. And we never see how his sleeve gets ripped. It just confuses me.
EDIT: Mutagh was in the Film exactly 6 Minutes and 49 seconds. KILL FOX FOR TAKING OUT MURTAGHS HAWTNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cough*
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Anywho!
OOO, This reporter rocks. Smart man
Arya
Ok, WHY THE HECK DID ERAGON AND ARYA HOLD HANDS?!?!?!?! I SHALL KILL FOX!!!!!! Anyway, she was better than I thought she would be. The scene with her riding through the woods was briliant. *applaudes* Anywho, why did she know eragon before she met him. It was like. "Eragon, Save me! I love you!" Gag. She was 'damsil in distress" if you will, And she wasn't in the books, and that was liked about her.
Galbatorix
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! John Malcovich came across as humorous and weak, not evil and menicing. Hats off to FOX though, they blended the story with Galbitorix very well. I would have preffered if they hadn't, but they cant just have him pop up out of nowhere and have Eragon try to kill him. They need some connection to him, so they know who the varden were against, and who the "bad guy' was.
Raz'ac/Durza
Durza
Ok, Durza looked like me with his hairstyle. I showed my friend (I currently had died my hair red then, as well as had been producing pretty good CGI with my computer) A tralier, and she thought I had put on some makeup and with the help of CGI produced this BS tralier. And why did he go from normal to white in the movie? Galbatorix's punshment? =/ I don't know.
Raz'ac
Ok, first of all, there was only two raz'ac, not ten, and none of them die. And why were they made of bugs? I mean c'mon, they are creatures, and they need to look more like a human then a bunch of bugs covered in rags.
Costumes
HEY! AMAZING! I dont have alot to put here, other than the costumes suited the charecters. BUT ARYA NEEDED POINTED EARS!!!!!! Oh, and Ed looked like a hippie in his armor in the end. And how was it even armor?
Weapons
The weapons were good, and they were very close to the book. Thet could have been a bit better, with some more details in them. Like Arya's sword should have had a crossgaurd. And the jem in the pommel of Zar'roc 1. Should have been red, and 2. the actual pommel should have been like a Dragon's head or paw.
I will add more later. For now, PIE!
The accident
warning: those who do not like graphic descriptions, do no read this section!!
When I was 11, I went to this park. This was during the winter, so it was icy. This was a gravel road, one of the funest thing to ride dirt bikes down. but, it is really steep. I was riding down this hill, and the gravel was sticking up. This isn't like the round gravel you see, this is sharp, jagged, sharp-enough-to-slit-your-wrists gravel. This meant all the more fun for me and my friends. About half way down, the bike starts to wiggle. I start swirving, and the bike spins out. I fall off, and my helmet flys off to. I slid face first down about 50 feet of this icy-gravely slope. I am going about 20 miles an hour now, with my own energy, as well as the energy I got when I flew off the bike. But my face hits the ground, and during this, three rocks cut my face, literaly, open. One runs across my forehead, down to about a cetimeter from my left temple. another runs from below my eye, down to my jawbone. The last runs from right above my mouth to the right, and it ends at my jawbone. The bone was exposed on the on near my mouth, I was gagging on my own blood. My right arm hit a large rock and snapped, and you could see the bone sticking out. the whole of the ice was red from my blood. It wasn't fun. My arm had broke in three places. It hurt. But I now have three scars on my face, and a few minor ones on my neck. But I never did something like that again.
Comments
Hey, mind if I'm the frst to leave a comment? I love the page, keep up the good work, don't forget to keep contributing, we love to see your articles. -Tony
Don't forget that the urgals were just painted up fat men. They sucked horribly in the movie. -- The Random Lurker (again)
Hey, I like that you state your opinions without wrrying about what other people think. By the way, Eragon's hair wasn't that bad...it was ok... -Drummin' Shur'tugal AKA Sam
I thought what you said about the movie was funny and true.
Ok, I don't like people that talk to me like that. I may be a lowly Sevie, but that doesn't mean I don't have feelings, but he is related to Morzan, but so's Eragon. He is accting pretty evil, you have to admit. --I Believe
Eragon and arya 4never -wishfull observer
This page rocks!!!!!!!! Hey Kystra,if you've got questions for me ask away!!!-Eragonshadeslayer
Gold Star
Forgot to give you a gold star when you read my long sentence (which was like a long time ago). -Heir
