User:Tim
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Timmay redirects here. For the South Park character, please see Timmy
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Tim, or Dragonfire0729, is the Head Moderator of SF3 on Shurtugal Fan Fiction. He is the only one of us who completely understands this "code" thing, and comes in handy when we need something crazy like polls where you can't see how many votes each item got until the vote closes. When you see him on the street (see image to the right so you know what you're looking for), he would definitely like you to shout TIMMAY! at the top of your lungs in greeting. Tim was hired for SF3, but after numerous abuses by the leader was moved to the main Shur'tugal Staff.
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What We Know About Tim
Tim is a secretive fellow. He wouldn't give Mike his address for a few weeks(which was actually probably very smart of him, knowing Mike), so for all we know, Tim is living it up in Kenya, where he owns a luxury resort for British diplomats. I think he's actually Chuck Norris. And we all know how I feel about Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris jokes.1
TIMS EDIT: Not true, actually, Mike has my address so that he can send me stuff...
"Tim" (if that's his real name) claims to be from Charlotte, North Carolina. This is obviously a cover. Or, worse, Tim is actually a Southerner. I think, in this case, ignorance really is bliss. As long as he doesn't start saying "y'all," I can live with that.
From his screenname, we can infer (as we'll see below, Timmay is not so creative) that his birthday is July 29. To give you a frame of reference, that is two days before Harry Potter's birthday.
Paintball
We also know that Tim's major sport is the questionable activity of Tournament Paintball. Most Saturdays, Tim doesn't come online until well after 4pm, because he has been out playing or practicing all day. Sources will not be revealed for their own safety, but we do indeed have pictures of Timmay! playing.
Timmy and his Bawls
One thing is certain. Poor Timmy is obsessed with his bawls. But, before you dismiss this article as some sick and twisted thing, it's true. The energy drink "Bawls" has slowly consumed little Timmy's life. He even orders it online! (Sources not revealed due to the fact that Timmay would hunt me down) I think that this is in need of an intervention, folks.
UPDATE-Timmy has just drank another bottle of Bawls, right before the podcast begins to record. Don't be surprised if he displays some emotion this time, kiddies!
(Registering emotion)
Tim's Voice with Bawls: OMG I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE!!!
Tim's Voice without: No..I...don't...know...why...that...happened...*sniff*
About "Timmy" from South Park
Timmay's alter-ego on SF3 is... Timmay, the wheelchair-bound character on South Park who always shouts... "Timmay." Timmay is not very creative.
Timmy's Room
Judging from the pictures, Tim's room seems to be in a bit of, er... disaray. No bottles of Bawls are in sight, but a bottle cap has been spied on his desk. It is not yet confirmed if this is a Bawls bottle cap however. The desk has verious pieces of paper on it and a good portion of the top of the desk cannot be seen.
The bed seems to have a paintball gun, or a portion of it, on there for cleaning or something. Other various objects are heaped on the end. Books, magazines and who knows what else has been shoved under the bed. A Sudoku amd SAT book of some sort can be seen.
Why We Heart Timmay
"I heart Timmay because he does so much awesome work for the site. Especially the stuff I don't want to do." -Lindsey
"To find the eccentricity of a Tim-Ellipse, let E = Eccentricity E = distince betwneen foci / length of major axis note, major axis is the longers diameter on the ellipse." -Rachel
"So I can try and pursuade him to code some forums for me. Duh, why else?"-Kyle
"Because he knows how to do complicated computer stuff that I couldn't do to save my life." -Mindi
"Timmay takes the time to sift through the feedback letters and introduce fellow mods to their admirers/stalkers. So very thoughtful. We love you, Timmay!" - Allison
"Becasue he helps me with the wiki HTML and what not. Also, he puts up with my random comments when my brain starts to shut down after a while. And he's the only one who talks to me for a while after I print off 20 pages of HTML guide." - Allie2
"Because...well, just because Timmay is way awesome. How can you drink Bawls, play paintball (and, apparently, bowl), stay up till all gods-forsaken hours of the night, only waking up to confront an insane staff, and not be TEH AWESOME!!11!! ? Love you, Tim! -Katy
"Tim rocks!! = e^(ax)*[Ccos(bx) +Dsin(bx)]" -Lenya
"Because of...well, his now infamous tight black shirt and, unless you are a mod, you have no idea how much he does." -Lulu
"He's the only sane person on ShurtyCast nowadays...and he's Tim, he's freaking awesome." -Jamie
"Because Tim's one of the few who will put up with my boredom, my childishness, my madness, my stupid question, all that in one night! I just think he's kinda... yeah, like Jamie said, sane! And I mean it!" -Marta
"Tim is awesome, especially because he's the only sane {or partly sane, anyway} person I've met so far on Shur'tugal. Go Tim!" -Sophia
"Mike: Tim rocks!Mike: Tim is seriously one of the coolest people I know."
"I love Tim because he's cool and can fix my DVD drive" -Maria
"Why the heck not."--Spyderchan 20:44, 22 November 2006 (EST)
"Because he gave me a jb when everyone shut me out!"-Tony
"I heart Timmay because...mhmmm. One minute, this takes some time...He only ignores me half of the time?" -MasterMagician
Footnotes
- Watch the video Ultimate Showdown for Ultimate Destiny
Tim's Revenge
In response to this page, the SFF staff should expect similar pages about them to begin appearing in the wiki. Kyle and Allie2 would especially like one.
