User talk:Elfbob
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Lol why won't people talk in here, I'm going to have to start deleting my commments every week lol. -Elfbob
or just move them here. :P -Heir
Good idea. -Elfbob
Umm...I didnt do any editing, you just got a few ideas for your userpage from mine, which is FINE, anyway. Welcome to Pie! -Heir.
Do you even know Kystra?? -Heir
No, but I look up to her because of her HTML skills lol -Elfbob
Mmm...they're pretty much just as good as mine are...and I made, i think all the pictures on her userpage. lolz. Strike that, I made most of the pictures on there. -Heir
You got skillz lol -Elfbob
Lol I wish you could teach me -Elfbob
Alright...when I view your userpage you've got these warning signs at the top going half-way down the page with URL address and I'm trying to figure where they came from. It might have something to do with all those links you got on this page. The links to the PIE articles are not needed on user pages. I'll get to it later, unless Cate gets to it before I do. lolz, I gtg. The "warning sings" i was talking pop up and off when you refresh the page at random so i guess it mighta just been a glitch. -Heir
That sucks, tell me if it stops ok. -Elfbob
Alright, looks like you got your pictures back. Very good, that you've got the copyright thing above the audiobooks pictures. The "Fairuse" tag for the picture at the top of the userpage doesnt need to be there, i moved it to the actual image page. -Heir
Hi there fellow Runescape player! Add me - Bluebrisingr. Jamie
Eh I'm usually pretty busy through the week. I come on weekends though. I was on a bit today. -Jamie
Why are you? Cause I used to play. I get on it every now & then, but I stopped being addicted to it when i realized it had no meaning but pure entertainment. -Heir
Hey, thanks for all your work on the encyclopedia. Just as a hint though, when you create new pages, remember to add a Category for them by typing [[Category:Categorynamehere]] There is a list of all the categories. -Jamie
Good idea. -Elfbob
Yes, thx for helping us clean the spam that those guys keep putting out. I think its the same guy...doing the same thing for 2 years cause he`s got no better life. XD! -Heir
Lol np. -Elfbob
@Heir: it's not a person it's certain spam bots that go around wiki's. There is a program that can be put on the wiki server to block them, but no one with access has installed/set it up. -Jamie
Ohhh, see, i didnt know that. :P that clears a few things up though. How long should it take to set it up? -Heir
Holy crap, man. I got 400 views on my video just LAST NIGHT from this page. I'm still 800 behind since the other guy got another 200, but still! Thanks a TON! Just need to get it on a few other user pages here and I'll be ahead by this weekend.... -Kabaka
Hi, I'm Axle Grease. Have you read Brisingr? --Axle Grease
I've read them all, but Brisingr has been my favorite so far... -Elfbob
I would but I don't know how to add photos --Axle Grease
Hey. I'm Eragon Shadeslayer, but people call me ES. I love country too! Those were some really good songs that you have on here. Have you seen the extended version of The Lord of the Rings?-ES
Extended version? -Elfbob
But yah country rocks.... :) -Elfbob
Yea, there was an extended version and the theatrical version on the same disk that came out a couple years ago. I like the extended version better, but it gets to be really long. lol Who's your favorite country artist?-ES
Charlie Daniels... -Elfbob
He's pretty good. I like Brad Paisley and Kenny Chesney the best.-ES
Online I'm out in Hollywood, I pose for Calvin Klien and I look darn good.... Lol Yah I like alot of his songs too... -Elfbob
Well I like Charlie Daniels a lot because he has alot of skill on the fiddle, and combined with his good old country voice, he's great.... And cmon you don't see very many country singing fiddle players anymore.... -Elfbob
Here listen to this one it's funny..... -Elfbob
Sorry, i can't. I'm at school right now, and they have youtube blocked, and at home i have dial-up, so it would take forever to load. lol I'm really going to like UND next year with wireless high speed! lol-ES
Lol here's the lyrics:
- Uneasy Rider
Me and my buddy got us a wild hair And figured we wanted to go somewhere So we loaded up in my ragtop Chevrolet We had a little bit of money And a whole lot of show Adn with Hank Jr. blaring on the radio We got us a tank full of gas And we was on our way
We figured we'd go down to New Orleans We were barrelling down old 17 When a man with a blinking red light Was on our tail He said you were doing 60 in a 45 But I'm gonna let you go this time But if I catch you again I'm gonna slap you in the county jail
We said thank you sir you sure been nice And you ain't gonna have to tell us twice And we were Southbound and down with the wind Blowing in our faces We kept on rolling and pretty soon The radio was cooking out a Haggard tune And we were pulling into Houston Checking out all them places
I was feeling dry and I said I think We ought to stop and get ourselves a drink And old Jim said yeah 'cause we got time to kill We kept on rolling and I seen this spot And we pulled into the parking lot Of this place called the Cloud Nine Bar and Grill
We walked through the door
And the place was jammed
The lights were low they had a punk rock band
And some orange haired feller singing about suicide
I said Jim this ain't our kind of place
He said well let's just have one round anyway
So against my better judgement we walked on inside
Went up to the bar and we sat down
This feller walked up and said I'll buy this round
And he sat down on the barstool next to Jim
He looked like a girl but he talked like a guy He had lipstick on and mascara in his eyes And everybody in that place looked just about like him I said Jim this ain't our kind of bar Let's just go on out and get back in the car 'Cause there's gonna be trouble Ain't no sense in taking a chance We was getting up getting ready to leave When somebody grabbed old Jim by the sleeve And this good looking girl was asking my buddy to dance
I said Jim don't do it there's something missing There's fellers dancing and fellers kissing There's a feller in high heeled shoes wearing panty hose He said partner I just can't turn this down You just go over there and have one more round And I'll dance with the lady And we'll get on down the road
So he walked away and left me alone But this funny looking feller kept coming on And he was making me mad with some of the things he said Then he put his hand on my knee I said if you don't get your paw off me I'm gonna locate your nose around The other side of your head
He said I love it when you get that fire in your eye I said well partner try this on for size And I unloaded on him and he went out like a light Everybody in that place must have been his friend They all headed for me I said this is the end But where I come from we don't give up Without a fight
They were screaming and yelling and scratching and clawing I was punching and hitting and kicking and pawing I was holding my own 'cause I've been in a scrap or two Old Jim come running up out of the blue And that gal he was with come running up too And proceeded to beat on me with a high heel shoe
I grabbed her by the hair it came off in my hand And that beautiful girl was just a beautiful man And old Jim just got sick right there on the floor
He dropped that dude like a shot from a gun Smeared his lipstick made his makeup run And me and old Jim started fighting our way to the door
We lit out of there in that Chevrolet I put in on the floor and it stayed that way We were going down the highway Doing about a hundred and ten We were headed for home and we was getting nearer Then a red light came on the rear view mirror And that same blame cop was pulling us over again
Now I'm sitting here in this county jail I had to call my daddy to go our bail But I learned me a lesson That I never will forget again I've done give up drinking I've give up bars And running around the country in souped up cars I'm going back where the women are women And the men are men
That's funny! Very disturbing, but funny. lol Who sings that?-Eragon Shadeslayer
Charlie Daniels -Elfbob
Cool. Are you a Twilight fan?-ES
No, but my sister is a huge one... -Elfbob
Which series do you like better, Twilight, or The Inheritance Trilogy? -Elfbob
Idk, i really like both of them. lol--Eragon Shadeslayer
Well my sister has read both of them, and she still thinks that the Twilight Series is better... -Elfbob
I think that the movie was kinda bad on that, cuz they had so much changed and missing. I just really didn't like it for following the book. But i really liked it as a movie.--Eragon Shadeslayer
I know exactly what you mean, the movie really did eat at the entire books plot and storyline, they really screwed up though, because I think that if they had gone strictly from the book, even if it came out "Lord of the Rings" long, that they would have had a much better fanbase, then they could of proably continued on with the other books and make them into movies also.... But this was the director's first movie, so he couldn't have been as good as Peter Jackson..... But all together it was a well compromised movie, and probaly made it's profit's....
I know. I wish they would have made it Lord of the Rings long. I have seen Twilight 4 times in the theaters now. I saw it twice on Saturday. Two times in a row. It's so good! lol-Eragon Shadeslayer

